Orange County Spikeballer of the Week is Piper B. Let’s see what she has to say…
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Tray tables up and laptops away, we are heading west to an absolutely beautiful locale, Newport Beach. It lies squarely in Orange County and on a tiny little ocean named Pacific. Newport Beach/Corona del Mar jumped into Spikeball with both feet last Fall. BIG thanks to D Ford for spreading the love there!
This week’s Spikeballer of the Week is Piper B! After waiting a few hours for her to wake up (see photo) we got down to business to see why she is deserving of this HUGE award. |
-Where do you live?
Newport Beach…the real Orange County
-Hometown?
Dittoooooooo.
-Best vacation?
Backpacking in Italy with 15 friends. I call that fun.
-Worst vacation?
Ever heard of Milkdew, Kansas? Yeah, me either.
-Occupation?
It’s hard enough to be athletic, smart and sign autographs for being Spikeball baller of the week. I have no time for a real occupation.
-How long have you been Spikeballin’?
What’s Spikeball? just kidding. I jumped out of the womb spikeballing.
-How has Spikeball affected your love life?
It’s gotten me plenty of fans, boyfriends, admirers, etc. Even some wanna-be girlfriends… (Editor’s note: things are indeed a bit different on the W Coast)
-Will Ferrell or Chris Farley?
Will Ferrell. Even though he basically plays the same role (dumb, awkward and crazy) in every movie, it makes me laugh every time.
-Favorite music group/artist? Group:
Any soundtrack from a Disney Original Animated Movie, my favorites being Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast.
-What concert are you most embarrassed to have attended?
Rod Stewart with a ton of 55 year-old women screaming, “I love you Rod!” is not embarrassing, its amusing.
-Why did they pick you to be Spikeballer of the week?
Obviously, my Spikeball skills should no longer be unknown to the Spikeball community. I rock on and off the court.
-What are you going to do with your prize money?
My $4 will allow me to buy a 16 gumballs and chew them all at once. And if that doesn’t work out, I’ll buy a Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast!
-Dream location for your next Spikeball game?
In the middle of the ocean, at the bottom. And I am a mermaid with a small fish-friend named Flounder.
-Tell me about your worst job:
It’s not a job, it’s a chore. Needless to say, I pick up the poop from 5 St. Bernard dogs. (Editor’s note: this may be the worst job of all Spikeballers so far. We send our condolences)
-Favorite Movie of all time?
Dirty Dancing. I’d do anything to dance with smooth-dancing Patrick Swayze, and the scene where they’re on the log bridge, ahh i die of cuteness every time. (Editor’s note: this is Swayze’s 2nd reference in the Spikeballer of the Week series. A few weeks ago there was a Roadhouse mention. It’s pretty similar to Dirty Dancing…”Dalton, razor blade, right boot”)
-Anything you’d like to say to your ex?
“taking a break” doesn’t exist. Neither does “I want some space.”
