Fur Hat, Rollerblades, and Blue Satin shorts- it must be time for Spikeballer of the Week!
|
This guy is no joke. Feel that burn coming from deep in his eyes? And es, that is a split finger fastball being delivered on rollerblades…with a Spikeball. Innnn tense. Ingredients:
Enough said, we turned on the lie detector and asked a few questions. Here it is. ……………….. My name is Fabian Ivanov. Where do you live? Scottsdale, AZ. If you were playing Mario Bros it would be Cactus World. Hometown:? Dzerzinsk, Russia Best vacation? A 3 week vacation to The Mall of America or the MoA as I like to call it. I mean they have a friggin Lego Imagination Center and a friggin Cinnabon. Thats two weeks and six days spent right there. (Editor’s note: +1 point for first ever mention of Cinnabon in SBOTW email) Worst vacation? eh, a 3 week vacation to The Mall of Canada eh, by motor boot. Instead of a Cinnabon they have a place called Maple Syrupbon. They just serve squeezed maple syrup in a bowl, eh. (Editor’s note: +10 points for boot) Occupation? Engineering; how to go faster on roller blades. How long have you been Spikeballin’? With my body that is a cage roughly a year and a half. With my spirit and soul since the alpha and hopefully on until the omega. Will Ferrell or Chris Farley? Wierd Al Yankovic Favorite music group/artist? TATU (Russian) … actually I don’t believe in having a favorite. I think its obsessive in a limiting way. You bring the tunes to the beach, so what is the best “Spikeballin” song on your ipod? Gonna Make You Sweat; C&C Music Factory What concert are you most embarrassed to have attended? C&C Music Factory Why did they pick you to be Spikeballer of the week? I am the first player to integrate Bauer rollerblades into his or her game. And I am wicked fast on them too. What are you going to do with your prize money? Buy some brakes for the blades or wrist guards. I totally f’ed up my wrist the other day going down this really steep steep hill. I was scared to go down but there was this good looking girl watching so I was really trying to impress. Dream location for your next Spikeball game? Lego Imagination Center – MoA. Who from LOST would you rather have as a spikeball teammate–Jack or Sawyer? Sayid; I would have him torture the opponents on the other team. I’d have him sew their bottoms shut and keep feeding them and feeding them. *Which lady from LOST would you rather bring to the beach– Kate or Juliette? Kate definitely Kate. Wait could I bring Jack now? Purely for medical athletic related potential injury reasons of course. Pre-game meals? Rituals? Superstitions? I like a nice Okroshka with some Shashlyk and extra Pirozhki topped off with cheese wiz and downed with a tall glass of pimp juice. I shine my blades, sharpen my wheels ….. and drink the blood of my opponents in a peaceful way. (Editor’s note: +100 points for putting Shashlyk, Cheese Wiz, Pimp Juice, and blood in one paragraph) Favorite Movie of all time? Airborne and Gotcha. What else does the Spikeball community need to know about you? These questions completely encompass me and what I am about. Thank you. You complete me.
Mr Ivanov dressed as a tennis ball for Halloween. Brillliant. |
 |
